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I'm Mike D. A Boston-bred computer science obsessive who's taught 30,000+ students across 140+ countries and kept some of the planet's biggest organizations from melting down.
I'm not saying that to flex. I'm saying it because the absolute last place I ever want to be again is inside one of those soul-crushing Fortune 500 server rooms.
So instead of charging $50 to $97/month like every polished "AI guru" with a ring light and a ghostwriter, I'm neck-deep in actual research, living on caffeine and spite, too wrecked to market anything properly.
That's why I'm giving away my life work for free.
My degrees scream "financial suicide." My bank account whispers "just get the subscribers, king."
Right now my daytime "gig" is bending over backward for a handful of ghostwriting clients who know I'm desperate. They pay me pennies on the dollar for 2 a.m. breakthroughs, then turn around and sell my work with my DNA all over it for six figures. They even stripped away access to my essential tools, like Notion and Grammarly, and only rehired me when I promised not to complain about the workload. They know I'll beg to keep the contracts because I love the craft and I'm one missed rent payment from disaster. So yeah... I'm stuck giving the good stuff away for free.
I'm honestly too exhausted to charge a single penny for my newsletter. At the same time, I have no choice but to continue since my audience keeps growing and this newsletter is probably my last shot at ever escaping the rat race... So I'm holding on like my life was on the line.
Meanwhile the thought-leader "guru" vultures are circling (tabs of my issues open 24/7) not to learn, but to screenshot my frameworks, swipe my prompts, and spin my 47-hour-Red-Bull-fueled insights into $5,000 cohorts and Miami masterminds. They're buying Lambos with my IP while I'm still manually scraping 4,000 RSS feeds in a cracked version of Feedly, one eye twitching, because I'm too deep in the actual trenches to even send an invoice.
Elite Exhaustion. Zero Monetization. Peak Mike D.
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If my newsletter helps even one person stay ahead in this insane AI world, the 20-hour weeks are worth it.
See you inside (or don't). Either way, I'll be back in the lab at 2 a.m. writing next week's issue.
MIke D
PithyCyborg.com
MrComputerScience.com
Questions? Just email me - Mike@PithyCyborg.com
PS: One Final Confession...
I'm an old-school hacker who is also the shyest human on Earth. I literally CANNOT MARKET THIS THING.
But some of the smartest folks I know read my newsletter 5, 6, 7, 8, or even 16+ times every time I hit send.
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MIke D
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PithyCyborg.com
Questions? Just email me - Mike@PithyCyborg.com
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